Part 16– You are Such a Good Mother

February 25, 2012

moonlocks cats, cheese, children, Ex Wife, farts, lasagna, love real, rewriting marital history, shmoopies, soul mates, towels and/or washcloths, wife mean, wife stupid 26 Comments

 

OW knows how to raise children best.  Structure is so important.

Part 15–My Ex-Wife is a Zombie

June 27, 2011

moonlocks apples, brains, cats, cheese, children, cupcakes, Ex Wife, garden hose, italian sausage, latex, love real, love special, shmoopies, soul mates, underwear, wife stupid, zombies 4 Comments

Did WH forget to mention he has kids?   Does his lack of brain prove his ex-wife is a zombie?  And will cupcakes make it all better?

Wow, I take a couple months break and xtranormal goes all 3D on me.  Enjoy the new effects.

Part 14–Kumbaya

April 7, 2011

moonlocks Big Island, blameshifting, cats, Ex Wife, no-fault, pottymouth, rewriting marital history, ridiculous apologies, shmoopies, transvestite pornography, Uncategorized, wife mean, wife stupid 6 Comments

Is OW the bigger person by 20 or 30 pounds?

Part 13–We Can All Be Friends

April 5, 2011

moonlocks attorneys, Big Island, blameshifting, cheese, garden hose, love real, love special, meatloaf, moving on, pirates, pottymouth, rash, ridiculous apologies, shmoopies, soul mates, vacation, whisker burn, wife stupid 3 Comments

Sorry the voices changed–old ones not available anymore.

If the ex-wife is better off without him, does that prove their love is worth hurting people?

Part 12–Congratulations Shmoopie

January 10, 2011

moonlocks Animations, batshit crazy, Big Island, blameshifting, celebrity resort, Ex Wife, exploding stomach, hickies, love real, meatloaf, no-fault, pirates, pregnancy, rash, shmoopies, skidmarks, soul mates, vacation, what the doctor says, whisker burn, wife mean , , , 13 Comments

Who stole whose dry-cleaning?  How many babies is OW pregnant with and what will really happen if WH talks about his wife one more time?

This one is for the bunny-boilers!

Part 11– My Ex Wife has Whisker Burn

January 7, 2011

moonlocks Animations, batshit crazy, blameshifting, cats, Ex Wife, karma bus, karma bus driver, meatloaf, moving on, pirates, pottymouth, rash, rewriting marital history, Scrabble, shmoopies, soul mates, Steve, whisker burn, wife mean 2 Comments

Is that whisker burn on the ex-wife’s chin, or karma giving her a rash for being so mean?

Part 10–The Big Apology

January 5, 2011

moonlocks Animations, blameshifting, compartmentalizing, Ex Wife, lasagna, meatloaf, moving on, no-fault, rewriting marital history, ridiculous apologies, shmoopies, Steve, wife critical 4 Comments

WH finally realizes he has something to say to his now EX wife.  But she’s always so critical.

Part 9–Merry Christmas Shmoopie

December 10, 2010

moonlocks Animations, apples, baby Jesus, batshit crazy, blameshifting, cats, champagne, cheese, Christmas miracles, italian sausage, shmoopies, soul mates, Steve, texting 2 Comments

Shmoopies are free to be together for the holidays at last.  It’s a Christmas miracle!  But it is not ok to cook meat and fruit together in  the same pan.

Part 8–Nobody Goes to Greenland

November 13, 2010

moonlocks Animations, back door action, batshit crazy, Big Island, Greenland, shmoopies, soul mates, Steve, vacation 3 Comments

Yes I AM going to Greenland.  I swear.  Really.

Part 7–My Wife is Mean to Attorneys

November 13, 2010

moonlocks Animations, attorneys, batshit crazy, blameshifting, cats, cheese, douche bag university, lasagna, love real, love special, no-fault, shmoopies, soul mates, vacation, wife mean 3 Comments

It’s a no-fault state.  Does that really mean nothing is his fault?  Will a joint checking account prove their love?

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